Here are some jokes that you will bring a smile to your face !!!
(hopefully)
Click hear, uh I mean here to Hear some jokes
Sorry but this only works for Internet Explorer
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Here are some jokes that you will bring a smile to your face !!! |
(hopefully) Click hear, uh I mean here to Hear some jokes Sorry but this only works for Internet Explorer |
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To install speech recognition to hear these jokes go here ...http://www.microsoft.com/msagent/downloads/user.asp#character |
| download and install \text to speech engine in english |
| then install this: Download the Microsoft® Speech Recognition Engine (6 MB exe) |
| http://www.microsoft.com/msagent/downloads/user.asp#character |
Read some jokes
#1. |
What do you get when you cross a fish with a children's nanny? |
| answer: Mrs. Troutfire |
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? | |
| answer: A Foul Smell ! | ||
#3. |
What do you get when you cross a frog with Pepsi ? |
| answer: Croak -a- Cola! | |
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What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? |
| answer: Blood Tests !! | |
#5. |
What do you get when you cross a music group with a lot of latex ? |
| answer: A Rubber Band ! |
#6. |
What do you call a girl who never stands up straight? |
| answer: Eileen ! | |
#7. |
What do you call a man who corrects exam papers? |
| answer: Mark! | |
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#8. |
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back
when you throw it ?
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| answer: A Stick! | |
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#9. |
What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? |
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| answer: Sanka! | |
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| #10. | What is it that you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with ?? |
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| answer: a chair, a Bed and a Toothbrush, silly!!! |
Any questions or comments or if you have a great joke you want to share:
E-MAIL :michael@twistertheclown